diamond doorknob

before you give a guy a bl-wj-b you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy’s -sshole. he needs to clench his -sshole while you give him a bl-wj-b, then when he c-ms he sh-ts. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorkn-b.
d-mn, allie just wasted half a bottle of dom giving that bro a diamond doorkn-b!

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