Diamond in the muff
any type of female genital piercing/v-g-n-l piercing. while not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. in any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it’s relation to a diamond in the rough.
homey: yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as f-ck…
dogg: yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as h-ll.
homey: nahhh.
dogg: yeaa son, she had a diamond in the m-ff.
homey: d-mn. i didn’t see that comin’.
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