diamond pussy
a theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man’s most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle v-g-n-.
claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond p-ssy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.
this had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of sp-ce-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
“despite his aversion to marriage daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on jaqueline’s diamond p-ssy.”
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