Diarrhea dilemma


the critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.

1. sh-t your pants in public

2. rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw…

100 members of the public: “omg what is that guy doing….”

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