Diarrheafit
when you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have gooseb-mps for hours. cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
julie: dude, are you coming out tonight or not?
emily: na man, i’ve got the diarrheafit’s so bad i can’t get off the pot.
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