diarrheaphragm
a dam inserted into one’s large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. the d-mn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.
the diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.
the diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. this is because of the m-ssive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes “pup” through various exits of the body. “diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go.”
good thing i have my diarrheaphragm, otherwise my wedding would have been ruined if i accidentally diarrheaed.
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