Dice-K


nickname for daisuke matsuzaka, a j-panese pitcher signed for $103m with the boston red sox for the 2007 mlb season.

the nickname “dice” received widespread popularity after bill simmons (the sports guy) declared it to be matsuzaka’s nickname in his espn page 2 mailbag column of 15 december 2006.
other than his ability to say the words “yes!”, “no!”, “bery good!”, “stlike!”, and “happi!”, dice-k’s main talent lies in his right arm pitching ability.
#2, p–p, pinching a loaf, etc…
when you eat a huge meal and have to excuse yourself from the table, announce to others that you “have to drop dice-k” meaning that you will be dropping a wonderful p–p.

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