dicebag
to fit an non specified amount of call of cthulhu dice into one’s foreskin.
towhit, bringing a fully loaded pink dicebag to a d & d session.
katherine: hey, jimmy?
jimmy: yeah?
katherine: i couldn’t help but notice that you have placed seven multifaceted number shapes into your foreskin. explain.
jimmy:well you women have got velvet goldmines and us men have dicebags. this is mine. revel in my splendor,b-tch.
katherine: tw-t. (walks away to go spend his money online.)
a friend who is really fun sometimes but a douchebag most of the time so hanging out with them is a roll of the dice
junior: “dude this is boring”
kevin: “lets hang out with young?”
junior: “nah he’s a dicebag. i dont wanna ruin my night”
kevin: “let’s just get high”
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