dick-a-lick


1. the dumbest person you know. someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has “dumb blonde” characteristics.

2. d.a.l. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of “d-ck-a-licks”. goes under the code-name: defends all losers.
chody: yeah, i got a 21 on the act, that thing was so hard

d.a.l. member: i could take a sh-t on the test and get a better act score than that, d-ck-a-lick!

person 1: i think three rights… make a wrong

person 2: three rights make a left and you’re a d-ck-a-lick…

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