dick alarm clock
you know the d-ck alarm clock has gone off when your s-xy -ss boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large p-n-s.
my boyfriend woke me up this morning with the d-ck alarm clock. i love morning s-x. it’s gonna be a good day!!
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