Dick Alert
a d-ck alert is…
1. a thing someone says to there friends right before a d-ckhead walks up to them.
2. a new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (f-cked in the -ss/p-ssy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. a (silent) alarm (also known as pig alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a d-ck) and where very alert from it.
1. person1: oh sh-t “d-ck alert”!
person2: oh f-ck we need to run before he gets here!
person1: good idea!
2. alarm: “d-ck alert” “d-ck alert” “d-ck alert”
cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!
3. (silent) alarm: “d-ck alert”
person1: oh f-ck! everyone fire at the d-cks (cops, pigs, or popo)
4. person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh sh-t d-ck alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
some sort of indicator that a person is a d-ck before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a d-ck. it could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn’t overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a d-ck.
when the cop said, “it is my job to get in people’s business,” it was a d-ck alert.
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