food ninja


a person who sneakily steals other people’s food when they’re not looking.

they move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja’s.
nic: hey, i’m sure i left some cake here a second ago?

aimee: henry probably food ninja’d it.

both: d-mn you food ninja!

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