dick and duck


to sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. primarily a male action.
guy 1: did you know that girl we just p-ssed?
guy 2: uh yeah but i sort of had to d-ck and duck her, so i didn’t want to say h-llo.

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