dick and hash
when you just d-ck down this girl you met at the club and you wanna dash but your a gentleman so you make some corn beef hash
“d-mn bro i just f-cked this grenade and wanted to smash and dash but i’m a gentleman so i just d-cked and hashedd-ck and hash”
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