Dick Bagel


1. having ones p-n-s inserted into a bagel.

2. an insult directed at a bagel.
1: -roomate walks in-
roomate: awww dude what the f-ck?
d-ckbagel: oh, uh, sorry bro
roomate: aww man, pick that d-ck bagel up bro

2. man, this bagel tastes like -ss, what a d-ck bagel.

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