dick bagger


greatest ship ever, david bowie+mick jagger. and it is/was real.
1: hey have you heard dancing in the street?
2: yes, i ship d-ck bagger ever since
1: me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie’s ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: so cool!

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