dick beard
when the man’s pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a “d-ck beard”.
ruben never trims his pubs saying that “that sh-ts for metros-xuals”, he must be proud of his long -ss d-ck beard.
the hair on the bottom side of your p-n-s but not on your ball sack. also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
if you don’t shave your d-ck-beard she won’t want to blow you.
captain curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and i was like dude quite being such a d-ck-beard.
1. pubic hair.
2. excessive pubic hair.
3. pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. sticky, c-m-slathered pubic hair.
1. my d-ckbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. d-mn your d-ckbeard is messy! ever comb it?
3. my d-ckbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. my girl had a d-ckbeard when i got done with her last week!
commonly known as “pubic hair”
they both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his d-ckbeard
1. someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.
2. see chuck norris
chuck norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his d-ck.
monkeys? it’s natural for them… a d-ck beard, of course.
a person who frequently uses “random” outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.
did that d-ckbeard just use “random” as a noun? i’d like to punch him in the face.
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