dick bender
a woman who sprains d-cks
“man, maria, you hoochy mamma!!….you’re such a d-ck bender. you sprained my d-ck for the 5th time this week. you keep this up, and i’ll be able to pee around corners.”
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16 oz. budweiser’s, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.
i just drank 6 d-ck benders and now my d-ck dont work right, looks like i need to have that b-tch stick her finger up my b-tt to see if that work.
the maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its p-n-s to temporarily relieve pain -ssociated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.
a generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have s-x with but who does not want to have s-x with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree d-ckbender.
at the halloween party mark danced the standard american d-ckbender set with his best friend, tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
noun- a gay male who is so eager to have s-x with another man, he plunges his d-ck full force into his gay partner that his p-n-s bends out of shape.
straight guy 1-“those guys are d-ck benders.”
straight guy 2- “they’re gay arent they?”
straight guy 1- “exactly”
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