Dick Bending
to bend one’s p-n-s at a 90 degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to f-ck around corners.
“i have stealthfully f-cked your girlfriend by using my super human d-ck bending skills”
one who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.
guy 1: “why won’t my car start? i think it’s broken brah.”
guy 2: “that’s cuz you’re in park, ya d-ckbender.”
guy 3: “d-mn you’re d-ckbending all over the place man.”
a mind blowing explosion of awesomeness colliding into pure epic dopesauce!
created by bk in the lounge on 5/17/2012
“that guy’s afro is totally d-ck-bending, i wish i had like that!”
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