dick blister(s)
the puss filled nodules on his/her p-n-s formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.
“dude look at my d-ck!!”
“what the f-ck!!!!!”
“it’s my d-ck blisters, i screwed myself too hard”
“dude, that’s f-ckin gross…..”
1. a local death metal band in oakdale california
2. a blister on your d-ck
3. a name you give someone out of anger
1. sing honey sperm d-ck blister!
2. i have a blister on my c-ck!
3. dude, you’re a f-ckign d-ck blister
a real or imagined liquid-filled sore resulting from an over-worked p-n-s.
“pulling out all stops, he began thrusting with d-ckblistering ferocity.”
an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. they are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank god steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the h-ll up!!! he can be a real d-ck blister.
do you remember the 2000’s, when everyone said “douchebag?”
this decade, these same douchebag people will be called “d-ckblisters.”
john mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a d-ckblister.
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