Dick Blitz
when seventeen or more raging p-n-ses invade an inadequite area, often a v-g-n- or -n-s, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. d-ck blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. often brought on by the ingestion of spanish clams. clammy spaniards are also linked to some d-ck blitz-ing cases.
steve: “dude, me and all the guys in my math cl-ss totally d-ck blitzed the subst-tue teacher today.”
fred: “f-cking awesome!”
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