dick book
a journal or log kept by a woman that counts the number of times she’s had s-x with her boyfriend.
chica: “hey baby, hold on a second. this will be our 400th time! we should do something special.”
duder: “400th? how do you know that girl?”
chica: “i keep track in my d-ck book.”
duder: “wow! ok, let’s put the blue ribbon i love in your hair. that’ll make it special.”
it’s like a chick-book, but for guys. it is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. it is something you will see most teenage guys reading.
kyle: what are you reading?
kayla: boys r us.
kyle: sounds like a chick-flick to me.
kayla: no, a chick-flick is a movie.
kyle: then whats the book definition?
kayla: i don’t know, search it up.
kyle: got it! it’s a chick flick in book form. books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
kayla: thanks for sharing! so does that mean your reading a d-ck-book?
kyle: a what?
kayla: you know, it’s like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a d-ck-book. it usually attracts boys aged 13-17
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- Looking Hit
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