Dick bump


a thrusting of the pelvic area towards another person to demonstrate affection.
origin: the destructoid justin.tv community.
“here’s a d-ck b-mp for you all” – jon carnage, justin.tv live stream.
1)adj.a demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.a sore on the p-n-s caused by a herpes infection.3)v.to steal someone’s prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite s-x.
1)why did you do that? what a d-ckb-mp.
2)the herpes infection has caused a d-ckb-mp.
3)that f-cker d-ckb-mped that girl, right out from under my nose.
not a verb, a noun, a sort of way to mock peoples’ gooseb-mps.
hey, look! jimmy got d-ckb-mps!

aah sh-t run!!!
when someone does a hit of cocaine off someones p-n-s
let me do some d-ck b-mps with you boy!
the act of penal penatration to a fetus’s skull.
while i was f-cking this bad -ss b-tch it felt like i was h-tting a wall with my d-ck, but then she said to quit d-ck b-mping her baby.

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