dick burglar


one who burgles d-cks.
chris is a cheese-eating, d-ck burglar.
1. a woman (or man) who talks to a man to intentionally take or “steal” him from another woman or man.

2. a mean individual who flirts and speaks or touches another man provocatively with the intent to ‘take him away or steal’ him from another individual with the intent to hurt the individual’s feelings.
girl 1: “i was on a date with him and she totally started flirting with him and kissed him!”

girl 2: ” oh my god, she is such a d-ck burglar!”

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