Eddie Izzard

british, transvestie, comedian.
executive transvest-te.
eddie izzard is the funniest comedian in the world.
hilarity in womens clothes. not to be confused with a f-cking wierdo transvet-te.
has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
“if youv’e never seen an elephant on skis then you’ve never been on acid,”
the greatest comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. he is a executive transvest-te, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. he is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or s-xist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. he engages the audience and often goes off track. he is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot
guns dont kill people, people kill people, but monkeys do to (if they have a gun)

this is the comic genius of eddie izzard
for all you who don’t speak french… thats f-cking funny.

possibly the greatest comedian ever. an executive and action transvest-te. didn’t join the army because they didn’t have a parachuting transvest-te brigade. lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. not a f-cking weirdo transvest-te.
“you can’t take us over, there’s 2 billion of us!.”
“do you have a flag?”

“eva.”
“yes, adolf”
“for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire”
the cleverest stand-up comic. he’s an executive transvest-te, and he’s best known for dress to kill and circles. he usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like s-x and current politics.
“you can’t claim us, we live here!
can to! those are the rules…i’ve just made up!”

“we’ll call it the physcotic b-st-rd relgion!
(or church of england sir?)
or church of england, yes, that works too.”
comedian action and executive transvest-te, know for jokes such as “we british dont win the olympics, its a political statement because we dont like our national anthem! god save the queen! thats a pretty d-mned saved queen!” and “cake or death?!” and other political and historical refernce jokes
hilarious, always
a european executive transvest-te stand-up comedian. original as well as bizarre, with a hilarious view on life that leaves the mind wondering.
“there are no pyjamas in the valley of the dead!”
“then we hit a tree. and i died.”
the miracle that is eddie izzard.