Dick Buttkiss
the condition known as d-ck b-ttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of “flounder d-ck”. the flounder d-ck is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your b-tthole- resulting in a d-ck b-ttkiss.
i knew a guy who couldn’t sit down because of his d-ck b-ttkiss.
that person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him
d-ck b-ttkiss- hey guys!
john-quick, run!!!
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