that girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to f-ck you but in reality never will so she slings her “fine -ss p-ssy l-sso” around your c-ck and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.
usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random -ss paces around the club/bar.
haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that’s stuck following her around the bar. ya, stay away from that d-ck wrangler.
dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a d-ck wrangler.
wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. they’re all just a buncha f-ckin d-ck wranglers.
someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else -ssociated with d-cks.
denholm: i really fancy a hot dog right about now.
jonathan: stop using euphemisms you d-ckwrangler! just go and wrangle kieran’s d-ck. gosh.
one who rounds up d-cks for his own use and/or profit.
“dude, i heard shawn is a h-m-!”
“no sh-t man, that d-ck wranglers been pulling in the c-cks for years. i heard he even sells some of ’em off to his flaming friends!”
- Diddle Your Fiddle
-n-logy for when a woman m-st-rb-t-s using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle. man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me? woman: what? man: m-st-rb-t-. woman:oh lol.no.
derived from two words “digital modification”. usually used in reference to drastically changing the appearance of an object through a process of digital photo editing. “this is my collection of digimods.” fred: “i made this ford fiesta look like an aston martin!” tom: “now how the h-ll did you do that?” fred: “it’s a digimod […]
- Digimon Savers
the most recent digimon in the franchise. fans from the first digimon are not pleased with this cr-p. btw, they use ipods as digivices. boy: “digimon savers!” girl: “watch the first season, noob”
- Digital Ditch
the worst sort of ditching usually performed by a digital d-ck head, the act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need. drummer- tom get over here we need support! we’re just down by 5 we can do this tom- nah dude f-ck you i’m gonna go play turok! […]
- Dirty Burns
a person who has brown hair and a ginger moustache. usually seen wearing pink shirts. dirty burns indulges in farting regularly around people and excreting faeces around the sides of houses. a dirty burns is know to have a bad temper and hates loosing in anything. excuses are always made when a loss may occur. […]