dick candy
an individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.
“yo, check out that d-ck candy over there.”
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- dickjizzlenick
a minimum wage worker who isn’t even worth their minimum wage paycheck. ; sweaty labor ready ; works like snail on salt ; someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel. ” look at this d-ckj-zzlenick, doesn’t even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin -ss!!”
- Snap-On Tool
a strap on d-ld-. favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men. i saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools
- snarling walrus
while a girl is going down on you and while finishing, you cram it down her throat and tickle her so she makes a snarling noise while your load comes out her nose. “i got bored with the bj so i decided to give her a snarling walrus….that was the weirdest noise i’ve ever heard.”
- jewmosa
(n) the jewish equivalent of a mimosa, consisting of orange juice and water subst-tuted for champagne. hey, moskowitz, get me a drink! and so help me g-d, if there’s water in it, i’m gonna jewmosa all over your face!
- snarp chart
snart charting is the act of shoving your phone in your r-ct-m, taking a picture, and sending it to your mother. i snarp charted my mom last night, she told me no more -n-l.