Dick Chainsaw


a female who has braces. if she were to perform oral s-x on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. this is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man’s nutsac or dank. caution: men beware these girls if they offer you oral s-x, even if she has dsl!
guy 1: dude that girl so wants to give me dome! i’m so stoked.
guy 2: you f-cking moron, she’s clearly a d-ck chainsaw, she’ll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through b-tter!
guy 1: ew, you’re right. thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from doom 3!

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