dick cheddar
a cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular d-ck cheese. leading to the endearment “old cheddar head”. some people contend that d-ck cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.
grandpa’s shorts were so impacted with d-ck cheddar, our dog, pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.
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