dick church
founded by the first king of d-cks and his council of c-cks. worshipping the d-ck kings d-ck. it is all powerful and grants the gift of life. it is a sin to c-m in a place other then the woman’s v-g-n- because it’s considered a wasted life. our greatest holiday is in the month of december. it is called d-ckcember. for 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. the last one standing is crowned king of d-cks until the next d-ckcember.
worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. to hail the sun and the moon as they c-m together
“let’s go to d-ck church.”
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