dick cleaner
a d-ck cleaner is a professional t-tle given out to a nymphomaniac sl-t that cleans d-cks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the p-n-s.
a d-ck cleaner will clean the most dirtiest d-cks in town. please see x-girlfriend.
“oh don’t worry penny’s out cleaning d-cks; you know how it is with d-ck cleaners these days?”
“i’m really worried about ruth’s breath; it was so foul i think she could be a d-ck cleaner”
“no man i didn’t c-m, it was practically just a d-ck clean!”
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