dick click


a) a close group of straight guy friends. makes it hard for a girl to approach guy that is in one.

b) a group of gay guys that are really close but are just friends

jennifer: did you talk to stephen?

mich-lle: no, i coulnd’t! he was with his d-ck click as usual.

jennifer: omg wtf
when you are web surfing with your p-n-s instead of your brain. you are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it’s probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
that facebook game looked so bad, but i totally d-ck clicked it because of the hot chick with the m-ssive cleavage.

i knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl’s round -ss was a total tease, but i d-ck clicked it anyways.
action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to p-ss off said officer.
when they finally caught the perp, officer barrelgutz threw a d-ck click on the guy’s cuffs for making his fat -ss run.
when a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. he is know to click the mouse with his d-ck. figuratively speaking.
i caught my boyfriend d-ck clicking my friends on facebook.
a disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive d-ck sucking.
i was sucking johnnys d-ck last night and now i have a d-ck click!!!!
a disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive d-ck sucking.
i was sucking johnnys d-ck last night and now i have a d-ck click!!!!

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