dick climber
noun: a woman who uses her gender to move up in a male dominated corporate structure. usually lacking in every way (including physical -ssets and dignity), but very good at f-ll-t–.
the easiest way for an aspiring young lady to hit the gl-ss ceiling is to be a d-ck climber. that is, start with the mail-boy, then work your way up through management to the ceo’s office by using d-cks like rungs on a ladder.
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