Dickoflop


when the d-ck goes from hard to soft in a matter of seconds.
john is watching some hot pr0n.
as he reaches the point of no return a picture of the horrible blue waffle pops up and his mom barges into the room.
john loses his wood.
john has experienced a d-ckoflop.

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