dick dance


an inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repet-tion of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when partic-p-nts cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.
getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real d-ck dance.
a word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.
2 friends drive to the local weed house.

friend1 : “he said we’ll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green.”
friend2 : “this is a f-cking d-ckdance.”
1. when one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. “wow! i’m having so much fun picking up these godd-mn leaves while bob and jaime sit over there and d-ck dance around!”

2. “hey, bob. where the h-ll is jaime?”
“he’s out d-ck dancing while i’m stuck here doing all the f-cking work!”
the result of a male -rg-sm without any active stimulation. as the p-n-s struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while -j-c-l-t-ng s-m-n.
right when i was about to c-m, jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my d-ck dance.
tucking your p-n-s between your legs to make a mangina and dancing
the d-ckdance was done by jane gumb in “silence of the lambs” and jay in “clerks ii”
when a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his p-n-s h-ts his stomach. it makes a fun slapping sound!
jimmy was doing the d-ck dance and all the girls loved it.

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