dick dave thursday
d-ck dave is a random guy at your child’s school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. he is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to “help him move some boxes” and then ravish you in his office with his d-ck. dave is only around on thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some dave moves at you.
me: fine day thursdays, you know why?
stevie: d-ck dave thursdays?
me: too right you are stevie, too right you are.
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