Dick-dazzled


(1) adj – situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj – making decisions based on the incentive of s-x

the female version of being p-ssy whipped.
(1) omg, caitlyn is so d-ck-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn’t answer her phone or the door.

(2) if he didn’t give it up all the time, she wouldn’t be so godd-mned d-ck-dazzled.

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