Dick-Dector
a chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky d-cks (see “d-ck-chameleon”).
usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible d-ck-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
mostly used by people owning a d-ck-chameleon wishing to m-st-rb-t- while seeing their d-ck.
keep away from small children!
it was tested on animals! (chameleons…)
joey couldn’t find his invisible d-ck, so he couldn’t f-ck laura efficiently.
so he sprayed some temporary d-ck-dector over his loins to search for it.
he found it…
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