dick-dependent
women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)…but none of that matters…because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. as if they need a “d” to suckle at night for their own security purposes.
“suzy is so d-ck-dependent she makes me sick.” -or-
“that chick is d-ck-dependent…you can treat her anyway you want, don’t worry about it!”
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