dick dilemma


a situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of -ss.

an occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
steve is in such a d-ck dilemma right now.
yea i know, he’s watching that backstreet boy video again.

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