dick dirt
smeg, sm-gm-, the sh-t that builds under the foreskin when you don’t wash it. only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. though all guys need to keep it clean.
clint has a nasty case of d-ck dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.
when u did not wash ur d-ck for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty
wash ur d-ck or else u get d-ck dirt
-barrack obama
the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your d-ck
its pretty bad when your d-ckdirt
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