John Smith
pseudonym most used to “shake” the fbi
fbi agent: sir, are you crackhead pete?
crackhead pete: uh… no… my name is uh… john smith.
fbi agent: sir, your black.
crackhead pete: what’s that supposed to mean, you racist pr-ck!?!?!
an english name… contains two clichés.
guy #1: i’m john smith.
guy #2: can’t your mom think of a better name than that?
microsoft’s example name when customising m$ software.
name:
eg. john smith
the name given to the top requested male wh-r- in prison.
for two packs of smokes you can get john smith.
dr who’s pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real ident-ty to.
random: who are you
the dr: uhh…john smith
a spasian person that is composed of 99.9% of pure, concentrated bad-ssery that g-d intended to place in the universe.
d-mn, that fight was something that only a johnsmith could put up. i feel bad for that other poor basterd.
alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,
1. bitter
2. extra smooth
3. extra cold
built it’s legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. the greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), i’ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a carlsberg,fosters)
as an added bonus it’s also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
hey man, coming to the black sheep tonight??
no way, they don’t even sell john smiths were goin elsewhere!!
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