dick dispenser
also known as d-ckspenser
n. -a man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you d-ck whenever you feel like it.
e.g. “hey girls, i’m not coming out tonight. my d-ck dispenser agreed to an appointment.”
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