the only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have s-x no matter the negative consequence.
no matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because “d-ck don’t care” as long as the s-xual urge is satisfied.
friend 1: anon is dtf but i dont have a condom with me!
friend 2: d-ck don’t care, raw dog it and pull out.
friend 1: felicia from hr gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
friend 2: dude she’s crazy. the last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. you don’t stick your d-ck in crazy.
friend 1: d-ck don’t care if she’s crazy. plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
- spooky 420
paranoia brought on by the consumption of dank kush. this is some spooky 420 bob.
a nice s-xy looking muthf-ka also has a big d-ck and and good drawer can get angry but not b-tthurt like others say also a really good friend dude 1:you know marijan cute girl 1:yeah i sucked his d-ck last night and its large
when a parent uses a parental control app to block all your mobile phone apps if i hear that snapchat ding one more time i’m gonna kidtrol that phone
freckles, he smells, funny, he has crusty hair, and he wears a nike shoe from the women’s aisle. ay freckles (yosmay) funny guy with a full load of freckles ay freckles (yosmay)
- military hack saw
while with a chick rub your d-ck repeatedly on chick’s forehead until a red mark appears. jorge gave mary a military hack saw while with her the other night.