Dick Doorknob
simply take the doorkn-b off of door. then insert d-ck through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a p-n-s instead of the doorkn-b..
last night timmy got a d-ck doorkn-b!! hahaha
Read Also:
- crapper to yapper
another term for the atm or -ss to mouth i went from cr-pper to yapper because she likes the taste of her -ss.
- knockin' the bottom out of it
refers to particularly deep or rough s-x. implies that the man will literally knock v-g-n-l walls down. i’m sorry, mandy can’t come to the phone, i’m too busy knockin’ the bottom out of it.
- subbort
to support someone during an abortion. when mary had her abortion, i was there to subbort her.
- dickscratch
a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher. look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a d-ckscratch.
- porgasm
when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone’s body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the s-xual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as p-rg-smic “when i finally got that huge zit on jackson’s back out and […]