porgasm


when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone’s body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the s-xual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as p-rg-smic
“when i finally got that huge zit on jackson’s back out and safely on a kleenex, it was so refreshing. p-rg-smic.”
an immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature -rg-sm.
–at house party–

guy number 1: dude, i just p-ssed all over rach’s bathroom, do you think i should tell her?

guy number 2: no, shh dude, keep that sh-t to yourself!, how the f-ck did you manage to p-ss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn’t you ever learn to aim!

guy number 1: of course i can aim dude, i just had a p-rg-sm and i got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then i had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before i knew it i had p-ss all over myself.

guy number 2: ah, now it all makes sense!
-rg-sm acheived with the -ssistance of p-rnography.
since getting married bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of p-rg-sm.

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