dick douche
a penile cleansing rag.
man: hey paw. paw: what is it? man: i have a problem, its my p-n-s and it stinks. paw:let me get a whiff. you need a d-ck douche.
1. a cleansing wipe for a p-n-s.
2. a female equivalent of a douche bag, that is usually pms’ing and in a real b-tchy state.
a. eric: d-mn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
john: yeah… shes being a real d-ck douche today…
b. girl: why does your junk smell like febreze?
boy: i just used a d-ck douche!
someone who cleans dude’s d-cks……. with their face. another way to say “c-ck sucker”.
“don’t be such a d-ck douche.” “that guy brian is such a d-ckdouche!”
will, the supreme sh-thead commander of unh.
dude, will, you’re such a d-ck-douche
a man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn’t know how to come out of the closet.
he moves to the couch to sleep after s-x because he is afraid of beautiful women.
wow, tyler is such a d-ckdouche. he wouldn’t even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. maybe he’s gay?
d-ckdouche is combination of being a d-ck and douche at the same time.
also, deejay is short for d-ckdouche,
-someone who cleans dude’s d-cks……. with their face. another way to say “c-ck sucker”.
hey!, dont be such a d-ckdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a deejay!!
that’s soooo deejay.
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