Dick Duck Fart
from the latin for “say, lead, and bear”: dic, duc, ferte. a stock response when you don’t have anything to say or want to say something negative but don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. it also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
girlfriend: i bought some new shoes today; you like them?
you: what can i say? d-ck duck fart.
or
-ring ring-
k-ssie: h-llo?
mick: d-ck duck fart.
k-ssie: oh, hi mick, how are you?
mick: …
k-ssie: …
mick: d-ck duck fart.
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