dick dunk
a.k.a. – p-ck-r splash,water wiener,d-ck dip, c-ck splash, etc.
d-ck dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a sh-t & your p-ck-r tip dangles down into the toilet water. an absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.
oh, i had to take a mega sh-t & i had no time to drive home so i had to use the gas station lou. it was ripe in there & to make matters worse, i did a little d-ck dunk when i sat down, so i had to do a sink splash before i even got a chance to sh-t.
the act of making a purchase at a dunkin’ donuts or a dunkin’ donuts affiliated establishment (i.e. baskin robbins) with an erection, especially if said purchase is part of a value meal involving a food item plus beverage.
(dude walks into a dunkin donuts with an erection)
dude:
i’ll have a number 3 please.
dunkin donuts employee
you have a huge hard on.
dude
gee, i guess i’m d-ck dunkin’.
dunkin donut employee
guess you are! number 3, right?
dude
yes ma’am.
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